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Seedy Hotels, Two kids Playing Family, and Fresh Sightings...
I LOVE THIS TOWN
Ugh. First off before I get to the really great gossip that I have…and I swear I do. I just want to cover some administrative business.
First off. My thread…is exactly that. MY thread. Save the drama for your mom and if you don’t have one, talk to someone who cares.
Second. My inbox hasn’t be filled with ‘I love you’, ‘you rock’, or ‘have my children’. Now I’m not egotistical or anything, but you can see what would make me feel unloved.
Third. I’ve only had one tip in my inbox and this will be included below.
Fourth, You can deny all you want. Be everyone knows that I can’t lie to my favorite people in Little Jimmy, and yes you are included in that count.
Fifth, alright so I cant think of a fifth thing. But I expect to hear from my public more often. Or I will get pissed off.
Sixth, okay I think I'm done...here we go...
- Okay, so as I’ve reported. Drama Girl has knocked boots with both Religious Boy and Boy Wonder, YES I know she’s a hoe and I’ve said it before. (You may be a hoe, but I love a good hoe Drama Girl). So you would think that after the news broke out in Little Jimmy, a certain ‘Thespian’ would wear a turtle neck and plan on becoming a nun. But noooooo! Not this Oscar winning performer. She went from two Tomkats and has moved on to a certain Blackspot. Yes I’m talking about May 17 (no not the date you idiot. A new nickname). Yes it seems like Drama Girl was seen getting ready for a date with May 17. I’m not sure what happened on the date but I did hear that ended at one of my favorite places. A seedy motel. God those places have more STDs then…well I was going to say Drama Girl.
- Thanks to one of my favorite biblical characters, I was tipped off that Religious Boy found a new play mate. It seems that while Religious Boy and Mary Jane worked on their baby problem. (No, Mary Jane was not knocked up by Religious Boy, it’s that stupid family projects our teachers assigned. Though if they were knocked up that would be SOOOO much better) Well the paper work quickly turned into playtime. I’m not sure who made the first move, we all know how charming Religious Boy can be but we also know that our dear Mary Jane is NOT innocent in the least. I wonder how Junior Barbie and Emo Romeo took the news (and if you two are just finding out about my new favorite ship Religious Jane, my question is: how will you take it?) I’m sure that the kids will find a way to deal with this. Group Sex is always an option. 4 of you. Plus me.
Keep things interesting. I don’t want to get bored on the job.
Stay Classy James Jackson High,
…Sightings…
-August Rush and Bird Boy having a casual conversation, (Do I smell a hook up you two?)
-A very upset Care Bear walking around Jackson High, does her mood have something to do with the NightCrawler and Curly Top drama? (If you have information on that drama mess, send me a message. I have to know)
-Senior Barbie staring at the double doors on the side of James Jackson High, apparently she didn’t get that you needed to pull the doors. I sometimes wonder how she gets around…
Now A Gift to My Favorite Hoe...
If you have good credit, deep pockets, and are a male. You can take one of these home today!!!
xoxo. love you hoe. -DJL
May 17 :: Lucas Behan-Drumknott
August Rush :: August Smith
Bird Boy :: Jonah Finch
Care Bear :: Blair Harrison
NightCrawler :: Gavin Krauser
Curly Top :: Charlotte Eldridge
Senior Barbie :: Kristen Jackson Jr.
